Productivity Panic

So I don't know if any of you have had this problem or not, but stop me if this sounds familiar. You have the sudden urge to be productive above and beyond the norm. You start thinking about how awesome it would be to accomplish all the little things that you've been meaning to do, and start to make a list. The only thing is, the more you write down on that list, the more you start to panic.

SO. MUCH. STUFF.

What started out as just a few things to do has turned into a 500 page manifesto of things you've been putting off but really, really shouldn't have. Remember that maintenance light in the car? How about that Change of Address form since you moved again?  Oh and don't forget about that growing mass in your closet known as "laundry."

The thing is, writing all this stuff down is supposed to make you feel more organized and capable of doing it all. But all I seem to have succeeded in doing was giving myself an ulcer. Please pass the Pepto.